First us, then Spain, then the UK, now Jordan.

I don't have much to say, except this is vaguely familiar:

Al-Qaeda = Death Eaters (Intent on destroying every decent civilization in the world, until only they remain)
Osama = Voldemort (Their fearsome leader)
President Bush = Cornelius Fudge (They're both going about fighting them the wrong way)
Michael Chertoff = Dolores Umbridge (Too busy brown-nosing their boss to know what's really going on)
Me = Not Harry Potter, probably more like Ernie MacMillan

Whoever the equivalent of J.K. Rowling is, let us win.