From time to time, I submit parodies to Am I Right. I sent this one in recently, and guess what happens? Some jerk by the name of Josh Hefner steals it from me, which, in case you haven't noticed, is illegal. Apparently, he's done this before. So, I urge everyone reading this to go to the rip-off and give it bad votes immediately. And Hefner, if you're out there, I'm gonna sue you one of these days. I may not show it here, but I am VERY mad.