'Twas the day before the day before Christmas...

I finished my shopping. I'll tell you, I really like the healthy adrenaline rush you get from last-minute shopping. I got the last two things I needed to get, then the counter guy talked me into buying another thing I saw there. It was a Napoleon Dynamite calendar. Jessie loves Napoleon Dynamite, so I got this for her. She loved it. I was so nervous, I had to turn up the AC in my car for 10 seconds while waiting at an intersection. This was the first time I bought a Christmas gift for a girl who wasn't my cousin. I'll always remember the day, the place, and the odometer reading: 149151

I miscalculated the days until I get my license, so
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