I've got an omen or something

I just have this feeling that this year's holidays will be really good. It's November 30, 25 days until Christmas, 26 days until Kwanzaa, and if you'll forgive me, I don't know when Chanukah is this year. Hang on... 16 days until Chanukah. I just got this crazy plan to set up a big menorah on public property somewhere that probably doesn't have any Jews. I'll probably get thrown in jail and make national news. Hope I'm not offending anyone who I don't intend to offend.