The Haw-Hawed Couple

First off, it may have another meaning, but I can't stand the other F word. I can tolerate all the other ones usually as I have to live with them in a boys' dorm, but I can't stand the word in question, even in that context and even with a definition on screen. That's where it came from. They used those to burn those at the stake. It burns me. Can any of you relate? Can you? Anyway, the argument tape was funny and the latest Harry Potter parody/latest parody of Harry Potter wasn't too bad. I'll admit that I no longer deal with bullies, but I did, and I learned from it: they're innately mean, but not mean enough to let someone die, because if they do, they can't bully them anymore.