Just a cowboy, a ninja, and a biker.

If you're ever in scenic Clayton, and have a strange craving for 13 Reese's Sticks, you know who to look for.

Get a load of this (Insert dirty slang for #2 here)!

http://www.onesolutionrevolution.de/zeitung/wire04/homer-en.htm

"Marge is forced to do house work every day because she is oppressed by the capitalist patriarchy - but the two Simpsons kids never batted an eyebrow."

She's a housewife, for the love of Reagan!

"The machinery of capitalism is oiled with the blood of the workers!"

Perhaps you have never heard of expressions.

"'My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!'" "Of course in another episode Grampa discovers that he is a card-carrying member of the Communist Party himself!"

Homer: My dad may be annoying, Senile...

In closing, I still hate Nazis more.

I exaggerated just now. Still, I'm wearing gloves to the store from now on.

I can never eat again

It's inexplainable in words, but if you saw Countdown with Keith Olbermann tonight, you wouldn't eat either.

That time of year again

It's homecoming week! This year's theme is music, and today we could dress as our favorite artist. For example:
Me: John Linnell of They Might Be Giants
Jessie's friend Amanda: Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day (did I spell it right?)
A girl next to me in theatre: Joan Jett
Wednesday is switch day, so that afternoon will be the powder puff football game: The girls play, and the boys cheer. It has been rained out since 2002, and it's really overcast here, so maybe it will again. I'll bet some guys are hoping it will.

Also, Halloween is coming up. No one ever comes down our culdesac, except for Ty, who lives next door anyway. I wish we could temporarily swap houses with the folks at #1909, who don't give out candy at all. I'll keep track of how many we get and tell whoever reads this blog.

Well, it's also getting cold around here. Time to switch to long sleeves, but I'll tell you, I don't usually get as cold as evryone else.

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Why didn't they do this over the summer?

They've been fixing the roof at CHS for about 2 weeks now. The smell is horrible, and the hammering is incredibly annoying. Why they didn't do this over the summer or on the weekends is beyond me. I couldn't even breathe in the hall.

Now what? Well, if I can find the time, I'm going to the NC State Fair sometime before the 23rd.

I just weighed my backpack: 22 pounds! I only mention this now because I'm going to tell about Jonston County Schools' most evil creation ever: the Senior Project.
What every senior has to do: write a long paper about an issue or topic of their choice. Then, they have to make a product, showing all the reseach they've done. There are so many guidelines, rules, and format regulatons, it's a miracle that most people don't crack in the process. The worst part is, if you screw up, your high school career is ruined. I'm doing mine on "Why is tobacco still legal?" and I've found out more stuff about tobacco than I will ever need, or ever give a dang about.

And, if that wasn't bad enough, football season starts soon, and my Sunday nights will be wasted without The Simpsons.