It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!
I was at Kroger (in Garner, as they have yet to come to Clayton) and was checking out. I had bought some milk and some canned biscuit dough. The cashier was scanning one of the cans when it exploded in her hands. She freaked out just a little. I couldn't think of any reason why that happened, aside from the heat, but that didn't make sense. I got another can and both of them made it home intact.